So funny!

A quote from Vivian Vande Velde's book Cloaked in Red:

The man with the long nose was so startled, he dropped to his hands and knees, in the posture of a beast. As awkward as the position must have been, he looked as if he were about to dash into the woods on all fours (84).

Huh?

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

I Write Like by Mémoires, journal software. Analyze your writing!

Kids' Stupid Names Watch

Judas

Gigi

Coco


[Update]

Kemper

Jude


[Update]

Conan

ha ha!

Library Laments

Some white trash lady called me a bitch because she didn't know how to copy a single page on a copier in another department, and when I suggested what I'd do--but that's all I know about them, she was pissed.



She's probably just mad because she's unemployed, single, broke, and has herpes. (did I really just type that?!)

This is What is Wrong with Society

Girls who are looking at the grade-school level textbooks should not be wearing Victoria's Secret Pink clothes.

An Observation

While sitting in rush-hour traffic yesterday evening, trying to get home from work, there was a car near me that had music blaring. (Sort of crappy music--but that's not important). It was warm out--but not hot--so many people had their windows down.



It was then that I realized that I haven't heard much music while sitting in traffic since it's been nice out, and here it is, almost fall. I got to thinking that it's probably because so many people are always yakking on the phone while they drive, so they don't have any music on...which would be why I haven't heard much of it while driving the million miles to work every day.

Interesting!